Occupation
A woman walked into an accountant's office and told him that she needed to file her taxes. The accountant said, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He got her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asked, "What is your occupation?" The woman replied, "I'm a whore." The accountant balked and said, "No, no, no, that will never work!" "That is much too crass." "Let's try to rephrase that." The woman said, "OK, I'm a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude." "Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman stated, "I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant asked, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore, or a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 Cocks, last year."