International
In a Paris hotel: Please leave your values at the front desk. In an Athens hotel: Guests are expected to complain between 8:00 - 10:00. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the maid. In a Tokyo hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the maid. On a Swiss menu: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. In a Hong Kong store: We recommend courteous efficient self-service. A Hong Kong tailor: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. At a Bangkok dry cleaner: Drop your trousers for best results. In an Osaka hotel: It is forbidden to steal the towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing, please do not read this sign. At a recreation area in China: Do not ball on the grass. A Korean tailor: Dresses for street walking available. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from the own skin. Advert for a donkey ride in Myanmar: Would you like to ride on your own ass? In a Swiss cafe: Today's special: No ice-cream. At an Indian Airways office: We will take your bags and send them in all directions. In a Beijing bar: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. At a Korean doctor's office: Specialist in men and other diseases. Store in Korea: Here speeching American; English well talking. At Saigon Zoo; Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable foods, give it to the guard on duty. At an Indonesian hotel: The manager has personally passed all water. Pusan motel: In case of fire, do your best to alarm the guard. At a campsite in Germany: It is strictly forbidden that people of different sex, for example, a man and a woman, to live together in a tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. In a Fukuoka, Japan, car rental book: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor. In a Korean taxi: Unsuitable intercourse complaint form available. In an Italian elevator: To move the cabin, push for wishing form. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number for wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. On a Taiwanese clock: Guaranteed to work until it stops. In a Korean motel: Entertaining of female guests in the rooms is not proper. Please use the lobby instead. Road sign in Delhi: STOP! Drive sideways. On a t-shirt in Seoul: I BEAT KIDS club. In a Korean hotel: Sorry the elevator is not working. We regret that you will be unbearable. In a Saigon hotel: Do not cook clothes in the room. In a Loatian tailor's store: Order summer suit. Because of big rush we will execute customers in rotations. A Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. A Prague tourist sign: Take a horse-driven city tour. Guaranteed no miscarriages. Japanese hotel room: Cooles and heates; If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. Korean hotel: Please collect all pieces of bodies in your room before leaving.