Breasts are good for you
By Plum Wilder. In America, it was recently revealed that breasts are good for you! After five years of intensive research on more than 200 volunteers, Dr Karen Weatherby announced her findings in the New England Journal of Medicine. New information regarding the benefits of breast-feeding? No, think again. The good doctor, who will no doubt become the darling of male heterosexuals, has stated that just ten minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is equivalent to 30 minutes of aerobic exercise. Apparently, the sexual excitement that men feel when their eyes are cast in a Dolly Partonish direction gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. Her studies indicate that engaging in the activity of ogling for just a few minutes daily reduces the risk of strokes (if you'll pardon the pun) and heart attacks. Furthermore, the good doctor said that men who keep to a strict regime of ogling could extend their life by four or five years. So guys, this is indeed a license to ogle, there can be no argument from 'miffed' partners when you simply announce that you are doing it for your health. Throw away the bar bells and Health & Racquet membership and get your eyes tested. Yet again, women prove their worth to the benefit of mankind. Pamela Anderson, Demi Moore and Dolly should surely receive Nobel prizes for all the lives that they have extended. This new scientific research opens a world of possibilities and Playboy and Penthouse could soon find their way on doctor's prescriptions; as treatment for ensuring healthy blood flow and pumping hearts in the male population. Perhaps forward thinking employees could ensure that breasts are displayed in men's toilets so that stress could be reduced in the office environment. Never mind the apples, the new catch phrase will surely be " ten minutes of breasts a day keeps the stroke at bay". print by www.funparadies.de and www.funparadies.com