1960 vs. 2000
1960's vs 2000 Then: Long hair. Now: Longing for hair. Then: The perfect high. Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund. Then: KEG. Now: EKG. Then: Acid Rock. Now: Acid reflux. Then: Moving to California because it's cool. Now: Moving to California because it's warm. Then: Pot. Now: Pot belly. Then: Watching John Glenn make history. Now: Watching John Glenn on the History channel. Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. Now: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. Then: Seeds and stems are bad. Now: Roughage is good. Then: Popping pills, smoking joints. Now: Popping joints. Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel. Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity. Then: Killer weed. Now: Weed killer. Then: Wishing you could have a BMW. Now: Wishing you could have a BM. Then: The Grateful Dead. Now: Dr. Kevorkian. Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint. Now: Getting a new hip joint. Then: Rolling Stones. Now: Kidney stones. Then: Being called into the principal's office. Now: Being called by the principal's office. Then: Screw the system! Now: Upgrade the system! Then: Peace sign. Now: Mercedes logo. Then: Parents begging you to get your hair cut. Now: Children begging you to get their heads shaved. Then: Acid. Now: Antacid. Then: Passing the driver's test. Now: Passing the vision test. Then: "Whatever" Now: "Depends print by www.funparadies.de and www.funparadies.com