Exclusive nudist colony

John joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off
his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks
by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his
erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says:
"Sir, did you call for me?"
John replies: "No, what do you mean?"
She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that
if I give you an erection, it implies that you called for me." Smiling,
she
then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly
pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
John continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits
down, and farts. Within a few seconds, a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy
man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge
Man says:"Sir, did you call for me?"
John replies: "No, what do you mean?"
The Huge Man: " you must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart,
it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins John
around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.
John rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling
naked receptionist :"may I help you?"
John says: "Here is you card and your key back. You can keep the $500.00
joining fee."
Receptionist:"But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only
saw a small fraction of our facilities...
John replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on twice a
month, but I fart 15 times a day!"

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