The Perfect Match

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given
responsibility to marry the perfect
woman, so they could produce children beyond comparison.
With that he began his mission to find the perfect woman.
After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east
coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a
farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that
positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission
to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get
married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and
select the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter.

The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well" said the man, "She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you
can hardly notice, pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the
other girls.

The man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
"Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that
you can hardly tell, cross-eyed.

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to
see if things might be better.

The morning after the man dated the third daughter, the man
rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the
one I want to marry!"

They were married right away. Months later, the had a baby.
When the man visited nursery, he was
horrified. The baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human
you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how
such a thing could happen
considering the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit,
not that you could hardly tell, pregnant, when you met her.


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