Man, Woman and marriage

1. A man will pay 2DM for a 1DM item he wants.
A woman will pay 1DM for a 2DM item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a
lot & love him a little.To be happy with a woman you must
love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men, but married
men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's
no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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