Genie


Three members of an investment bank: a secretary, an
associate and a manager, are walking through a park on
their way to lunch when they discover an ancient old
antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a genie comes out in a huge puff of
grey-blue smoke.

The genie says, "I usually grant only three wishes, so
I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the secretary.

"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world!"

Poof! She's gone.

In absolute astonishment the associate shouts, "Me
next! Me next!

I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my
personal masseur, an endless supply of pina coladas
and the love of my life."

Poof! He's gone.

"You're next," says the genie to the manager.

The Manager calmly says, "I want those two back in the
office after lunch...

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