BIT - A word used to describe computers

BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's
computer cost quite a bit."

BOOT - What your friends give you because you spend too much time
bragging about your computer skill.

BUG - What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer
screen for more than 15 minutes. Also: What computer magazine
companies do to you after they get you on their mailing list.

CHIPS - The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to
avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals.

COPY - What you have to do during school tests because you spend too
much time playing games on your computer and not enough time
studying.

CURSOR - What you turn into when you can't get your computer to
perform, as in "You %@& computer!"

DISK - What goes out of your back after bending over a computer
keyboard for seven hours at a clip.

DUMP - The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you
install games on your computer.

ERROR - What you made when you first walked into a computer showroom
"just to look."

EXPANSION UNIT - The new room you have to build on to your home to
house your computer and all its peripherals.

FILE - What a secretary can now do to her nails six and a half hours
a day, now that the computer does her day's work in 30 minutes.

FLOPPY - The condition of a constant computer user's stomach due to
lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food (see "CHIPS").

HARDWARE - Tools, such as lawnmowers, rakes and other heavy
equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting your computer.

IBM - The kind of missile your family members and friends would like
to drop on your computer so you'll pay attention to them again.

MENU - What you'll never see again after buying a computer because
you'll be too poor to eat in a restaurant.

PROGRAMS - Those things you used to look at on your television
before you hooked your computer up.

RETURN - What lots of people do to their computers after they
receive their first billing from their internet service provider.

TAB - What your friends pick up when they meet you for lunch
(because you spent all your money on new software).

TERMINAL - A place where you can find buses, trains and really good
deals on hot computers.

WINDOW - What you heave the computer out of after you accidentally
erase a program that took you three days to set up.