A wonderful Cinderella story

It was in the Washington Post. In summary, the police arrested Patrick
Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin
patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and
lascivious
behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication at the Gwinnett
County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was
passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft
and
squishy inside and there was no one around here for miles. At least
I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence
went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked
out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in
it and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just
really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett
County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until
officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation,
that's for sure," said officer Taylor.
I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this
pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she
approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you
realise that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very
surprised that I was there and then looked me straight in the face and
said,
A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"

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